Below, you will find the criteria (from AmericanDivebars.com) a bar must meet to qualify as a basic or “2 Bottle” dive bar (there is no 1 bottle dive bar, because who drinks just 1 at a dive?):
1. The bar cannot be part of a chain or franchise;
2. The bar must serve at least one domestic beer;
3. The bar must at least serve one beer for less than $6.50;
4. The bar must not have any dress code -- no jacket and tie requirements need apply;
5. The bar must have at least one television-not necessarily operational;
6. The bar must have been in business for at least two years;
7. The bar must have less than 25 employees;
8. The bar must be open at least 5 days a week;
9. The bar must have bar seating;
10. The employees can’t wear uniforms other than a bar t-shirt;
Below, you will find other dive bar criteria which can enhance a dive bars ranking. For every five additional criteria a dive bar meets, it gains a bottle. For instance, If a dive bar meets the qualifying criteria and 5 more below (total of 15), it is considered a “3 Bottle Dive Bar.”
If a dive bar meets 20 criteria, it is considered a “4 Bottle Dive Bar.”
If a dive bar meets 25 criteria, it is considered a “5 Bottle Dive Bar.”
If a dive bar meets 30 or more criteria, it is considered a “6 Bottle Dive Bar.”
Other Criteria to Enhance a Dive Bar:
The bar only accepts cash but might have an ATM machine on premises;
The bar has some sort of jukebox or device to pay for music;
The bar has video games located somewhere in or on the bar;
The bar serves some form of fried foods;
The bar serves some form of pickled food displayed in a large glass jar on or around the bar;
The bar has a small stage for live music;
The bar serves it's beer in handled or non-handled mason jars;
The majority of employees have at least one tattoo;
The bar serves popcorn, peanuts or snack mix, preferably in wood bowls or small wicker baskets;
The bar serves cheap local beer specific to region, i.e. Lone Star, Iron City, PBR;
The bar has limited or no parking;
The bar is located in a strip shopping center or is physically attached to some other innocuous business;
The bar usually opens before noon;
The bar has a pool table or Foosball table;
The bar has beer lights, posters and mirrors which adorn the walls as décor;
The bar has pleather bar stools or booths -- tears in the pleather get bonus points;
The bar has a unisex restroom;
Patrons of the bar require a key or coins to use the restroom;
The bar has metal mirrors or no mirrors in the restroom;
The bar has a trough for a men's urinal – extra bonus if it has ice in it and it is an old bathtub;
The bar has a sign welcoming bikers;
The bar serves Highballs or some form of mixed drinks;
The bar serves at least one domestic beer on tap;
The bar serves at least one mixed drink under $7.00;
The bar serves some of the finest well liquor;
The bar is dark inside and has very few windows, permanently covered and closed windows qualify – a former strip club gets bonus points;
The restrooms have urinal mints located prominently for target practice;
The restroom does not have a sign that reads, “Employees must wash hands before returning to work;”
The bar smells a little stale.If you have been in a dive bar, you will understand this;
The bar has at least one female (or male) undergarment hanging behind the bar or from the ceiling;
The bar has some form of Taxidermy, dead animal or rodent mounted proudly on the walls;
The bar has at least one vending machine in the restroom – glow in the dark condoms and French Ticklers get bonus points.
You are absolutely correct. In fact, I gave them credit for it. Thanks for pointing it out.
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