ET's Lounge, Temecula, CA

ET's Lounge 
27423 Jefferson Ave.
Temecula, CA
(951) 694-8282 ‎

• Price per domestic pitcher: $11.50
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: Internet Jukebox/ Karaoke 

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV's: 6
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Hard to find... there is no sign on the street and it's located in a strip mall. Kinda a weird set up out front, perhaps this location was once a liquor store. There is a taco dude at this location 6 days a week.  Once inside, the room is long. L-shaped bar with around 30 bar stools and 2 service stations. Past the bar, there is a dance floor, where Karaoke takes place, a few tables, a shuffleboard and 2 pool tables. I usually try to avoid bars that host Karaoke, but this wasn't so bad. It isn't obnoxiously loud, and the people actually know how to sing. The bar is cluttered with dollar bills. Feel free to add your own, just ask the bartender for a sharpie and a staple gun, you provide the dollar. You can put it ANYWHERE in the bar. Look for ours...
The Crowd: We arrived shortly after 8pm to find a hand full of locals and a gorgeous bartender whose name is Tamra. Once Karaoke kicked in, the place started filling up rather quickly. Definitely a local spot, but chill spot for sure.
Service: In the beginning it was quick, but as the night progressed and more patrons arrived, the slower the service got. The bar is quite long, and with one bartender on, it's quite a handful for her to handle.
Prices: $11.50 pitchers of PBR. $6.75 for a rather large shot of  Fireball.
Entertainment: 6 TV's, TouchTunes Jukebox, Karaoke, 2 pool tables, Shuffleboard, Golden Tee, Lottery Scratchers.
Restroom: Fabulous. Smelled good too. Very clean the entire night.
Closing statement: I recommend getting here around 10pm. Make it your ending bar. We had a great time. This is the local spot for my friends that I was visiting, so I am sure I will be back here again. I was told this is the best dive bar in Temecula, we hit 3 bars tonight and this was by far the best one. I highly recommend checking it out if you are in the area.

We give ET's Lounge a 5 out of 5

 

Sunset Lounge, Fullerton, CA

1043 W Orangethorpe Ave.
Fullerton, CA
(714) 525-0311 ‎

• Price per domestic pitcher: N/A
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: Internet Jukebox/ Karaoke 

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV's: 3
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Full bar - No draft beer
• ATM: Unk

The Bar: I arrived shorty after 8pm, the parking lot was a ghost town, with only 1 car out front which I think may have been the bartenders vehicle. The neon sign said "OPEN", but I was skeptical. Once in side.... empty, might as well been closed... a bartender and 1 customer, however I did bring a friend with me. The inside is huge. A large bar with the about 15 bar stools and plenty of table seating throughout the bar. To the left of the front door is a fully functional KJ booth along with some electronic dart boards and a pool table, to the right is the bar. The first thing I noticed at the bar, was a sign for $0.50 string cheese...score!
The Crowd: As I said above... 1 patron, who was kinda offended that I called his local watering hole a "dive". I assure you, this is a dive. From that point forward, I was pretty much interrogated by this guy and about the whole concept of DBC. More heads started showing up around 9:15pm for Karaoke.
Service: I can't exactly write a proper review on this due to the emptiness of this place. I can mention that there is No draft beer, kinda disappointed with that.
Prices: My only drink was a Bloody Mary ($4.00) since I was working though a pretty serious hangover from the night before. Other than the extreme spiciness, it was pretty delicious. Tasted as if it was made from scratch with plenty of olives. My friend started with shot of Jägermeister ($5.00) poured in those exact 1oz shot glasses... and a Bud Light ($3.00) and finished up with a PBR ($3.00).
Entertainment: Karaoke which is held Wednesday and Sunday 9:30pm - 1:30am, 3 electronic dart boards, 3 TV's - which 1 becomes occupied with the lyrics from Karaoke. 1 pool table.
Restroom: Dark brown tile, perhaps to hide the cleanliness. The smell consisted of cinnamon and ammonia. Also, it's a one person room, and with a bar this large, I could imagine one hell of a line on a busy night. If ya gotta go that bad, I guess there is the parking lot.
Bartender: Bartender tonight was Sheena. She's quite nice. It was recommended by a bartender at Lucky John's that I visit the night she was here.
Closing statement: Other than the guy who denies this being a dive, it was a cool, comfortable, chill night. The folks who came strictly for karaoke, were cool peeps, and quite good singers compared to most karaoke joints. I am going to try to make it back to this spot when there is more of a crowd.

We rate Sunset Lounge a 3 of of 5.

Swig Bar, Fullerton, CA

2466 Fender Ave.
 Fullerton, CA
(714) 871-9211
Swig Bar Facebook
http://theswigbar.com/

• Price per domestic pitcher: N/A
• Credit/Debit: Unk
• Parking: Public Lot/Street
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: TouchTunes Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV's: 8
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Beer & Wine Only
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Impossible to find without an address.. Located in a large commercial complex on a dead end street. A strange location for a bar. Parking consists of a few spaces near the bar, the rest of the lot has signs that say "No Swig Parking". There is ample parking on the street however. Once inside the door, you are at the bar... maybe 3 feet from the door.... to the right, there is table seating, atm, jukebox and the restrooms, to the left, more table seating, and the pool table. The bar does serve food, however I did not eat, but I heard the cook is fantastic. If you're not looking for a full meal, they do have complimentary peanuts at the bar.
The Crowd: Mostly men, as most bikini bars are. I'm guessing the majority of the patrons work nearby and occupy this spot on daily basis. Everyone I encountered was friendly and talkative.
Service: As I was expected to make an appearance here, the bartenders noticed me immediately and I had a beer in front of me within 15 seconds of being in the bar.
Prices: $3.75 16oz Coors Light cans. $3.75 tall cans of  PBR.
Entertainment: 1 pool table ($0.50), TouchTunes Jukebox, bar top touch game, 8 TV's.
Restroom: Co-ed, 1 person at a time, large area, not the best conditions. Could probably use an air freshener....or 10.
Bartenders: Katrina & Jena... Absolutely beautiful women. Katrina also works at Blondie's Saloon in Orange, CA.
Closing statement: As much as I wanted to stay and get annihilated, I wasn't able to, due to not having a DD, but I shall return again. Had a good time while I was there, and if you can find it, I certainly recommend checking it out. Check out the Car Show on May 4th @ Swig Bar "Hot Rods, Bikinis, and Beer". Free admission, all cars welcome. 

We rate Swig a 4 of 5

Ed's Stumble Inn Poker Run, April 6th, 2013

Headed out to the Ed's Stumble Inn Bicycle Poker Run in Fountain Valley. Started at Ed's Stumble Inn, then to O'Connell's Sports Pub & Grille, then Max's Sports Grill, then Johnny's Saloon and finally back to Ed's Stumble Inn for tacos! Everyone has a blast including myself. Thank you to Joe Huguenin (Owner of Ed's Stumble Inn) for allowing me to follow your group today!

Ed's Stumble Inn, Fountain Valley, CA

8896 Warner Ave.
Fountain Valley, CA
(714) 841-6245 ‎

• Price per domestic pitcher: $10.50
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV's: 3?
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Beer & Wine Only
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Located in the southwest corner of a shopping center on Warner Ave. & Magnolia Ave. It is way back there so look hard for it. The sign for the bar is merely a banner attached to the roof. There is a neon sign that says "open" that you can see from anywhere in the parking lot. On the outside, there are a lot of pictures and newspaper clipping from the prohibition era. There is a TV outside, so that you can keep an eye on the game while you have a smoke. Inside, to the left are 6 electronic dart boards, to the right, a boxing game, which personally, i think it's a bad idea amongst drunk people, but whatever. Straight ahead, you'll find 2 pool tables, along with the bar.
The Crowd: Crowd was good tonight. Not terribly busy, which made it easy to maneuver around the inside. Most everyone was focused on a game or some sort, either darts or pool.
Service: Our beer-tender this evening was Dee. Service was excellent, and she was open to questions about the bar.
Prices: $10.75 domestic pitchers, $8.75 during happy hour. Import pitchers run you anywhere from $11.75-$17.75, which seems a little ridiculous. $3.75 Coors Light bottles, and even though this a beer & wine only bar, they do have (low percentage) $1 Jello shots.
Entertainment: Touch Tunes jukebox, 6 electronic dart boards, 2 pool tables, 1 boxing game, 1 golf game.
Restroom: Mens, Less then fabulous, Womens, was told, it was clean, was also told that I must mention there is a full length mirror inside.
Bartender Chat: Dee was cool, we chatted for a minute about prices, ect.
Closing statement: Not my first time in, certainly not my last. Had a good time, with good people. Plan to be back on April 6th, 2013 for the Stumble Inn Poker Run. Check out there Facebook page here Ed's Stumble Inn

 We rate Ed's a 4 out of 5.

Clubhouse Grille & Spirits, Placentia CA

2053 E. Orangethorpe Ave.
Placentia, CA
714-528-7000
http://chgrille.com/

• Price per domestic pitcher: $8.50
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: Internet Jukebox/Live

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV's: 14
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

I apologize in advance to all the grammar Nazi's, as I am still completely wrecked from last night.

The Bar: I was invited down here by a couple of Facebook fans. I have been to this spot a few times. but have never officially review it. Located in the northwest corner of a shopping center on Orangethorpe and Lakeview. The bar is large. Seating for about 15 at the bar, tables to the left with a stage for live music, and a couple of pool tables. There is a kitchen with some of the best Fish & Chips I've ever had. Behind the kitchen there is a huge dinning room in case you want to sit down and have dinner.
The Crowd: Intimidating at first. When I first arrived, there were two insanely drunk guys out front, which almost deterred me from walking past them. As for the rest of the crowd, just a bunch of locals hanging, all nice people having a good time.
Service: The bar top was pretty full when I walked in, but I was noticed immediately and service was quick.
Prices: $4.75 for excellent Bloody Mary's. $4 shots of  Fireball. Monday through Thursday, domestic pitchers will run you $9.50, Friday & Saturday $11.50, and Sunday $8.50. Happy Hour all day on Sundays for domestic beer and well drinks.
Entertainment: 14 TV's playing pretty much every sport. 2 pool table (75 cents). 1 arcade bowling game, 2 touch screen games. Electronic dart board. Internet Touch Tunes Juke Box.
Restroom: Decent if you can bear the smell.
Bartender: Bartender this evening was Kandis. She also works at Lucky John's #4 and makes an amazing Bloody Mary.
Closing statement: This used to be a rowdy place with the wrong crowd, but it's better now. You can tell the owner and staff take pride in their business.  I have been here before and will definitely be back in the future  I recommend you check it out too.

We rate Clubhouse a 3 out of 5.

Lucky John's #4, Fullerton CA

Lucky John's
1310 S Euclid Street
Fullerton, CA
(714) 870-6191

• Price per domestic pitcher: $10
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Private Lot
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: Internet Jukebox/DJ

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV's:  6
• Smoking: Indoor Lounge
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: This bar and I go way back. This was my old stomping ground back in the day. Located on Euclid, a stand alone building not attached to a strip mall, which is unusual for the type of bars I've been to lately. They calls this #4, but there are only 2. This place has had a face-lift since the last time I was here. The outside looks brand new. The inside, still the same with a few new improvement, including and indoor smoking lounge, which is a nice touch.
The Crowd: Mixed. College, retired, a few bikers...all seemed like good people having a great time.
Service: Outstanding. All 3 poison pusher were very attentive to the patrons.
Prices: $3.50 pints of PBR, $10 pitchers of domestic, $14 for premium, $10 large pizza.
Entertainment: 3 pool tables ($0.75), 4 electronic dart boards, 6 TV's. Tonight, there was a DJ... I skipped out before having to hear that noise.
Restroom: Less than fabulous, nothing too horrible, but no where to spend any more time than you have to. Typical dive bar crap hole with the classic dive bar condom machine.
Bartenders: Heather, Sam and Tatum.
Closing statement: Still a great bar. Looking forward to a return trip in the future.

We rate Lucky John's #4 a 4 out of 5.

TRiP, Santa Monica CA

2101 Lincoln Blvd.
Santa Monica, CA
(310) 396-9010
http://www.tripsantamonica.com

• Price per domestic pitcher: ??
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Street
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: Internet Jukebox/Live

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV's:  4
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Beer & Wine
• ATM: No

The Bar: Located on Lincoln Blvd/PCH/ Highway 1.../ whatever you want to call it, it's a busy ass street. The front almost seems as if it were a house at some point, which makes it inviting. On the inside, it's dark, way dark, the walls painted with crazy neon designs, it's a trip... probably a good acid trip too. The bar it's self seats about 15 people with the back wall covered in diamond plate, beers and TV's, along with a fantastic beer menu.
The Crowd: Young, for what was there on a Saturday night. There was live music, and we arrived between sets.The majority of the crowd left with the previous band, and the 5 of us remained to listen to a pretty good band, who's name was Xperimento56.
Service: Hesitant, since we were new faces, and the fact that we were pretty buzzed by the time we arrived, but after a brief slurred introduction, we were welcomed as if we were regulars.
Entertainment: Sign out front said  "Free Live Music", which was the case this night and the band was pretty decent. TRiP has FREE (no cover) live concerts every single night of the week.  4 TV's, Pool table, and Internet Jukebox
Restroom: Walls covered in chalkboard paint, help your self to the chalk, and draw a nice picture of roses while you drop a deuce.
Closing statement: Chances are, I will be back closing my night out here again soon. If you out in Santa Monica and want to chill with some some live entertainment, this is the spot.

We rate TRiP a 3 out of 5.

Hinano Cafe, Venice CA

Hinano Cafe 
15 Washington Blvd.
 Venice, CA
 310-822-3902

• Price per domestic pitcher: ??
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Beach and Metered
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: Internet Jukebox/Live

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV': 10
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Beer & Wine
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: World Famous since 1962. Known for the best burger in town. Located on Washington Blvd, this place is the happening spot. 20 feet from the sand. The building inside is U-Shaped with a bar down the middle. The bar seats roughly 20 people, with tables all over. Saw dust on the floor makes for a semi slippery surface especially when drunk. The east side of the bar is for drinking and ordering food, the west side is for live music and playing pool.
The Crowd: Very diverse. Locals, College and Tourists. Step outside and it's a whole new experience. Street performers and homeless trying to make a quick buck.
Service: We arrived shortly before 8pm and it was slammed. Could hardly walk through the bar, needless to say, service was slow with only 2 bartenders.
Prices: Very reasonable considering the location and popularity. Couldn't give you an exact price on anything since my tab was picked up by a friend. (Thanks Jason)
Entertainment: Live entertainment Friday through Sunday, College and NFL package, three pool tables, happy hour Mon-Fri 4-8, and daily drink specials.
Restroom: Smaller than an airplane and filthy as fuck.
Closing statement: This is a good starter bar if you plan on hitting more than once spot. This street has a lot of bars on it and they seem less crowded than this particular spot. The beer was cold and the food was excellent. I will definitely hit this spot again when in the area.

We rate  Hinano Cafe a 5 out of 5.

Distractions Lounge, Huntington Beach CA

Distractions Lounge
16612 Beach Blvd. Suite C
Huntington Beach, CA

• Price per domestic pitcher: $12
• Credit/Debit: Yes ($10 min)
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good for groups: No
• Music: Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV': 4
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Beer & Wine
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Hours 11am -2am 7 days a week. Located in the corner of a strip mall next to Fuck-It Thai (Phuket). For whatever reason, the sign is not in front of the bar. Walking up to the place, it looks as if you are walking into a freezer or a meat locker as the owner referenced it. Once inside, you'll immediately notice the gorgeous bartenders. The bar is L-shaped seating about 10 people. There are 2 booths in the corner and some scattered tables. This is a new bar, open since August 2012. From what I heard, the previous bar in this location was a complete shit hole. The new owner Alex has really changed it. Very nice inside, very clean.
The Crowd: Men.... almost all men...1 female patron the entire night, everyone was chill though.
Service: This is a hard one to explain. I suppose if I was just a random it might take a minute, but when the staff knows who DBC is, let's just say lightening fast.
Prices: 5 beers on draft. $12 pitchers, $10 during Lakers games, and $5 Tall Cans of PBR.
Entertainment: Internet jukebox, which you can link to your phone and play music from your table, which is very entertaining when you choose a song like Barbie Girl while some macho dude is standing there choosing music. 2 incredibly nice pool tables ($1) with straight sticks. Heads-up poker game. Free pool on Tuesday. Free Wifi.
Restroom: Other than being a diamond plated death trap, it was pretty nice.
Bartender: The poison pushers for tonight were Britni & Britney.
Closing statement: Other than being a bit pricey for a dive, and not having liquor, it was a good time. The bartenders were hot and the patrons were cool. The owner Alex is awesome. If you are the hunt for a good bikini bar, Distractions Lounge is a good choice.

We rate Distractions Lounge a 3 out of 5.

Booties Sports Bar, Tustin CA

Booties Sports Bar
14258 Newport Avenue
Tustin, CA
(714) 573-0020

• Price per domestic pitcher: ??
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good for groups: Yes
• Music: Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• TV': 7
• Smoking: Outside/No Drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: No

The Bar: Located behind a restaurant, which makes it hard to see from the street. The name is Booties, which sounds like a strip club or bikini bar, it's not. Just a divey little joint that was previously called Newport Five. If you plan to drink heavily here, it is recommended to cab it home as it's located on a major street. If you leave your car here, make sure to get a NO TOW pass from the bartender. The bar itself it a pretty good size with 15 bar stools with some additional seating in the rear and 5 pool tables. 
The Crowd: None...ha..  Tonight was dead. A few pool sharks around and that was about it. Normally on a Tuesday night they host pool tournaments. Tonight was not a normal night. It was recommended to return on a Friday, however I may return next Tuesday to capture the pool tournament. 
Service: Excellent. Always is when Barbara is working.
Prices: Happy Hour 4pm-7pm(domestic beers only), $5.50 shots of Fireball. $5.00 PBR tall cans.
Entertainment: Internet Jukebox, 7 TV's, 5 pool tables ($1.00), 1 arcade game.
Restroom: Deceiving. Smells good, but looks like crap. Has the classic dive bar vending machine with for your sexual needs.
Bartender: Poison pusher this evening was Barbara. Come in and meet her when you get the chance.Super cute and super friendly.
Closing statement: Unfortunately is was empty which made taking pictures a pain, bu this was not my first time here, and definitely won't be my last. Next time I swing in I will grab some more pictures of the patrons and add them.  I absolutely recommend this place. Good prices, good people, great staff.

We rate Booties a 4 out of 5. 

TJ's Cocktails, Placentia CA

TJ's Cocktails
1164 East Yorba Linda Blvd.
Placentia, CA
(714) 996-0929

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: $8.50
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Located in a strip mall next door to a massage parlor and a liquor store. Upon arrival you suddenly want a pencil and a pad, cause this place is sketchy. Upon entering the front door, the hallway is loaded with pictures of crazy nights of the past, including plenty of nudity. Once inside, there is a long L-shape bar seating about 20 people, some scattered tables, and a long bench seat on the west wall. In the rear of the bar there are two well maintained pool tables with straight sticks (which is uncommon for a dive).
The Crowd: Tonight's crowd was a flash back from the past. The reason this bar was chosen was a friend of mine was in town from Idaho and this was the local stomping ground. Just about everyone in the bar was an old friend. The rest of the patrons consisted of a couple of old men and a handful of college kids, and one crazy old dude with a neon blue star tattoo under his left eye, pretty sure he lost some sort of bet with that one.
Service: With one bartender on duty service was a bit slow, but drinks were heavy, so it made up for the wait.
Prices: $8.50 Domestic Pitchers, $6 Shots of Fireball, $3.50 Domestic Bottles. No PBR though. Entertainment: 2 pool tables, 6 TV's, Internet Jukebox, 2 arcade games.
Restroom: Fuckin gross. Stinks like piss. Someone reported that the toilet tank lid in the women's restroom is made from tin foil.
Closing statement: Before coming to this bar many people mentioned it was a crap. I disagree. I had a great time and could hardly walk after closing my $90 tab. I plan a return visit in the near future. 

We rate TJ's a 3 out of 5. 

Jan's Lounge, Orangevale CA

Jan's Lounge
9222 Greenback Lane
Orangevale, CA
(916) 989-0583 

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: N/A
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Internet Jukebox, Live

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Patio w/ drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

450 mile 7 hour drive for a dive bar you ask? Damn right and a great one at that. My original plan was to hit the Glass Turtle but they were charging a $10 cover for the UFC fight. I decided not to pay a cover for a dive bar and watched the fight from the sidewalk for free while figuring out a new bar which was Jan's Lounge in Orangevale, CA.

The Bar: Located in a strip mall on a main street, which, a few blocks down, a DUI Checkpoint hosted by Orangevale's finest, but that didn't stop this dive from rockin. I arrived shortly after 8pm and this place was packed. A live band on stage and a crowd of people on the dance floor. It immediately felt like home.
The Crowd: All types, from the retired crowd to the college crowd and everyone in between.
Service: Fairly prompt for how busy it was. We got the "Who the hell are you" look since we were faces, but once I introduced myself the service was quick the rest of the evening. No pitchers and no PBR was a bummer but I made it through.
Prices: This is where I failed. I opened a tab and forgot to get pricing. I had 3 Fireball Whisky shots, 4 glasses of Coors Light draft (which tasted a bit sour), and 7 bottles of Coors Light. Yeah, I had a bit... totaling $46.00. You do the math.
Entertainment: Tonight was a live band by the name of Running With Scissorz. Pretty decent cover band minus singing Green Day, honestly, lets leave that one to the artist. There is also an internet jukebox, and I heard someone mention they have karaoke, but no clue on the night. Shuffle board, electronic darts, 3 TV's.
Restroom: Not too terrible. Kept up pretty good through out the night.
Closing statement: I would recommend this spot to anyone who is in the area. I absolutely plan a return visit next time I am in Nor Cal.

We rate Jan's Lounge a 4 out of 5.

The Blarney Stone, Fountain Valley CA

The Blarney Stone
11761 Edinger Ave.
Fountain Valley, CA
714-775-9987

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: N/A
• Credit/Debit: No (Cash Only)
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Internet Jukebox, Karaoke, Live

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Once again, located in a strip-mall as routinely the best dives are. The sign out front is drawn on with a sharpie from the looks of it. Immediately upon arriving to the place we knew it was exactly the type of bar we all love. No windows, just a solid brick wall out front with a door leading into the unknown. The bar itself seats about 15 people with some tables along the wall.
The Crowd: We got here pretty early and it was dead. The band Tight Rope was setting up and few locals sitting at the bar. Once the band started playing, the crowd poured in. All friendly, easy to talk to, and loved being in front of the camera.
Service: 5 star service. Bartender knows his drinks well... including the famous Guerrilla Fart shot which about knocked me on my ass.
Entertainment: Karaoke every Tuesday night along with Live Bands on the weekends. 1 pool table in the back ($0.75) and a internet jukebox.
Restroom: Looked like shit, not in the literal term, but still pretty gross, although, it smelled nice.
Closing statement: If you're in the area, I would absolutely recommend this bar. We had a blast and definitely plan on a return trip in the future.

We rate The Blarney Stone a 4 out of 5.

                                                               

Fitzgerald's Irish Pub, Huntington Beach, CA

Fitzgerald's Irish Pub
19171 Magnolia Street
Huntington Beach, CA 92646
(714) 968-4523

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: $10
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Internet Jukebox, Live Bands, Live Karaoke

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Tucked inside a strip mall (as most good dives are). As we approached the bar, we were greeted by a over-powered security guard. This guy had cuffs, night stick, pepper spray, and a tiny badge on his belt, can't imagine it gets that crazy there. Anyway... the bar... and Irish pub. Inside the walls were made of wood, with a brick wall on the back and a stage tucked in the corner, which had a band on it offering Live Karaoke. Neat concept, which apparently I think I can do after 3 beers and 3 shots....not so much. The bar itself was U-shaped with one bartender...who happened to be the owner Greg. Seats about 12 patrons with a few booths and tables scattered around the inside.
The Crowd: When we first arrived, the place seems pretty quiet, but once the band got going, it livened up quite a bit. A mix of college kids and retirees.
Service: Fast.This bartender was on his A game tonight.
Prices: Fair. $10 domestic pitchers, $14.50 imported pitchers. $5.00 Fireball Shots.
Entertainment: Live music, Live Karaoke, Internet Jukebox, 2 pool tables.
Restroom: Fabulous. It actually smelled better then the rest of the bar. Cleanest I've ever seen. "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump." - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Closing statement: With no intentions of going out this evening, we had an absolute blast. Frequenting this neighborhood often, we had no idea this place even existed, but we plan on making many more return trips.

We rate Fitzgeralds a 5 out of 5. 

Signal Lounge, Orange, CA

Signal Lounge 
3804 East Chapman Avenue #F
Orange, CA 92869
(714) 532-9035

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher:N/A
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Located in Orange, on Chapman Avenue across from the local high school. In a strip mall, with a Del Taco within walking distance which is especially nice when wasted. Approaching the bar, there is a single door into a dark room. The bar itself is oddly shaped, sorta like a boomerang. First thing ya notice walking in, is the liquor, conveniently placed near the door to attract the consumer.
The Crowd: Well, this night, it was pretty dead inside. We ran into another bartender from Marty's Cocktails out partying with her friends, so we decided to kick it at that end of the bar. As for the rest of the crowd... there were a couple of old dudes at the bar, and a couple on the pool tables.. that was about it.
Service: Prompt, but the bar was empty.
Prices: From what I can remember, I believe it was $2.75 a bottle for domestic, and $5.50 a shot for Jameson, yet no PBR.
Entertainment: 2 pool tables, bar top video game, dart board, a few TV's.
Restroom: I almost don't need to write about this disgusting area. Look at the picture below. It smelled worse that in looks, if that's even possible.
Bartender: Poison pusher for the night was Teri. From what we've heard, she is legen....wait for it....dary. Would not disagree with that statement. Made for a great time.
Closing statement: Besides being on a major street with lots of Cops, not too bad. Had a great time, with great people and certainly plan on making a return trip in the near future.

We rate Signal Lounge a 2 out of 5. 

13th Frame Lounge, La Habra, CA

13th Frame Lounge 
370 East Whittier Boulevard
La Habra, CA
(714) 526-2058

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: $9
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Live, Karaoke

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Smoking Room
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Skeptical about this bar upon arriving. It's located at a bowling alley. As we've all been to many bowling alley's you would of never guessed that one would have a bar as large as this one did. This place probably seats easily 200 people. Has an L-shape bar, lower than most...no tall bar stools, just low seating all around. The main room has about 20 tables. There is a side room for parties with roughly 40 more tables and booths. There is an indoor smoking room with it's own ventilation separate from the bar, equipped with a TV and remote to watch whatever you choose.
The Crowd: Retired. I'm guessing late 50's to 70's. Certainly one of the oldest crowds we've experienced. Not that this is a bad thing. It's a comfortable place with a friendly crowd.
Service: At first, the bartender was in a conversation with another patron. Seeing how there was only one in the bar when we arrived, waiting 10 minutes for a drink was a little ridiculous.
Prices: Not bad at all, $9 domestic pitchers and $2.50 bottles of PBR.
Entertainment: Live band this night by the name of Veyna. Karaoke on Tuesday's & Friday's.
Restroom: Located outside the bar but inside the bowling alley. It's kept up pretty well.
Bartender Chat: None really. We did meet the manager Andrea and her mother Catherine who is the owner of the entire bowling alley and bar. Both were very friendly and both seem to care a lot about their family owned business.
Closing statement: Overall good time. The band was jamming and everyone was having a blast. We were only there about 2 hours but managed to leave with a pretty good buzz. If you're looking for a cool place to hang out, we recommend the The 13th Frame Lounge.

We rate 13th Frame a 4 out of 5.

O'Hara's Pub Halloween Party

Not much to say. Went to the Halloween party at O'Hara's Pub, and here are the pictures from an absolutely spectacular night!

Eye Candy Bikini Bar, Costa Mesa CA

Eye Candy Bikini Bar
1562 Newport Boulevard
Costa Mesa, CA
949-548-6984

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: $11
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Patio with drinks
• Alcohol: Beer & Wine Only
• ATM: Yes

 

The Bar: The marquee out front featured "midgets". Sure enough, midgets in bikinis walking up and down the bar top. You don't want to stare, but simply cannot look away. The bar itself was large, seats about 15 people on the stools, along with tables and couches scattered around the inside. Large outdoor patio for smoking and drinking. The bartenders were pretty good looking and a couple were topless, with just pasties on.
The Crowd: Mostly all men....which is becoming a pattern at most every bikini bar.
Service: Moderate. Place was quite busy, but there were at least 4 bartenders working.
Prices: Expensive!  $11 for a pitcher of Coors light? That's insane. Not to mention $6 for a tall can of PBR!
Entertainment: Several video games, internet jukebox, 4 pool tables.
Restroom: Clean, but covered in torn out pages from Playboy and used as wallpaper.
Bartender Chat: None. We chatted with the owner a bit but nothing spectacular to report.
Closing statement: Not overly impressed with this place. Voted "Sexiest Bikini Bar in OC" by Maxim Magazine, not sure that we would agree with that. It was kinda dingy. We got in, got pictures, got out. Short night.

. We rate Eye Candy as 2 out of 5.

Blondie's Saloon, Orange CA

Blondie's Saloon
3425 East Chapman Avenue
Orange, CA
(714) 538-9832

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: $5 (mini pitcher)
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  No
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Beer & Wine only
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Hard to find. Drove by it twice. One glass door with a tiny name on it. "Somewere in Orange". Yeah, it's spelled wrong. Upon entering the bar, you'll notice a sign that says (2) forms of I.D....not the case. Pretty sure that is just there to deter the fake ID's. The bar seats about 15 people with some scattered tables around the bar. Beer & Wine only due to the proximity to a high school (which doesn't make sense, since the Signal Lounge is just as close with a full bar). Also, a bikini bar, which we were unaware of before arriving but the owner was cool and allowed us to review.
The Crowd: All men. We brought the only woman excluding the bartender. Mostly middle aged men watching sports.
Service: Since there was only about 6 people in there when we arrived, services was prompt.
Prices: $4 tall cans of PBR, $5 mini pitchers.
Entertainment: Internet Jukebox, touch screen game, 2 pool tables, 3 electronic dart boards, 5 or so TV's.
Restroom: Tiled... really couldn't tell if it was clean. You can decide from the picture below.
Bartender: One word... stunning! She also works at Eye Candy in Costa Mesa.
Closing statement: Overall, great time. We were only there about and hour and a half, but we left with quite the buzz. We're going to make a return trip when maybe it's a little busier.

We rate Blondie's Saloon a 3 out of 5. 

                                                                   

O'Haras Pub, Orange CA

O'Haras Pub
150 North Glassell Street
Orange, CA
 (714) 532-9264

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: Unknown
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  No
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Thu,Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Crowded. 15 or so seats on the bar, with a few booths against the wall making it difficult to navigate through when it's busy. Lot's of décor. Football is loved here. If you already have your drinks, hanging toward the back is a better choice, much more open. 

The Crowd: Mostly young adults from the local Chapman University. Overall friendly environment.

Service: We're guessing, slow, if this is your first time here. We were served almost immediately upon entering, but we are also local to this establishment.
Prices: $3.75 bottle domestic. No PBR.
Entertainment: 3 pool tables, bar top video game, internet jukebox.
Restroom: Nasty. Definitely a dive bar!
Bartender: Crazy red headed dude named Kendall, he puts all the Irish in this bar.
Closing statement: Originally, we were headed to The Salty Dog, which is apparently closed on Saturday night. Since we've never wrote an official review on O'Hara's, so the night worked out just fine.

We rate O'Hara's a 5 out of 5.

Deva's Cocktails, Tustin,CA

Deva's
672 El Camino Real
Tustin, CA
(714)731-9900

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: $9
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: No

Our intention last night was to go out and celebrate Dave's birthday, with no intentions of covering a new dive...but plans change...and we're glad they did.

The Bar: Located in the southern most point of a strip mall. Tucked so far in the corner, that if you blink, you'll miss it. The large sign from the bar doesn't light up. Upon entering the bar, you'll noticed the incredibly hot poison pusher named Devin. The are of the bar top itself is very narrow and crowded. The bar sits about 15 people with a few scattered tables. Making your way through to the back is rough, but the patrons are friendly and will make way for you.
The Crowd: When we first arrived, it was mostly men, as we predicted being a bikini bar...but as the night progressed it became quite the party. Everyone was friendly and eager to have their pictures taken for our site.
Service: Took a minute to get drinks, but there was only one bartender when we arrived and it was quite busy. Try Devin's Pineapple Upside Down Cake shot. It's amazing.
Prices: Cheap. $9 domestic pitchers and $4 well shots.
Entertainment: 2 pool tables in the back, darts, bartop video game, 12 or so TV's, Internet Jukebox and free Wi-Fi if you asked nicely.
Restroom: Incredibly clean. We'd be honored to sit upon the throne.
Bartender: Our booze slinger for the night was Devin. Incredibly gorgeous and very friendly. She greeted us with a smile and recognized us from drinking there all the way back in February.
Closing statement: Overall, great time. Our plan was just to stop in for a bit, grab some pictures and head out, but we ended up staying for the remainder or the night. This is a great spot and we plan on a return visit in the near future.

We rate Deva's a 4 out of 5. 

Tustin Inn, Tustin, CA

 Tustin Inn
440 E 1st Street
 Tustin,CA
(714)731-3446 ‎

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: $8.50
• Credit/Debit: No (Cash Only)
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  No
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Small. Comfortable. Nice place. Upon entering,  you have to walk through saloon style doors, and if someone is following , you are sure to smack them with the spring loaded door. Once inside, you will immediately notice the bartender and the multiple dead animal heads on the wall. Bar seats about 20 with one other table tucked in the corner.
The Crowd: All regulars. Hesitant to be photographed. Some were friendly, most were not.
Service: Prompt. The bartender for the evening was Jill. Very attentive and was on the ball when it came to specific drinks with specific ingredients.
Prices: Fair. $8.50 domestic pitcher. $3 bottle domestic. $4.50 shots.
Entertainment: Internet Juke Box, 2 pool tables, a bar top video game, shuffle board and darts. Cigarette machine ($6 a pack). Breathalyzer machine.
Restroom: Clean.
Closing statement: Had a great time. Celebrated a friends birthday too. Planned to hit the bar right next door but after 5 shots of Jameson, the 20 foot walk was too far.

 We rate Tustin Inn a 3 out of 5.

Quill Lounge, Santa Ana, CA

Quill Lounge
1630 Mabury Street
Santa Ana, CA
(714)558-2744 ‎

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher: N/A
• Credit/Debit: Yes ($10 min)
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  No
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Outside, No drinks
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

The Bar: Seating for about 20 around the U-shaped bar and some additional tables along the wall. Decor around the bar consists of old Christmas lights and stained glass.
The Crowd: Mostly retired. We heard from the regulars that alot of political people hangout here, judges ect. Upon entry, we definitely were noticed as being new, but after we introduced ourselves, everyone was chill. We even got hit up for a job with us.
Service: 1 bartender, prompt service. Your beer never goes empty. Food served 11am-2pm, we didn't eat though.
Prices: Domestic bottle $3, Import $4.50. No pitchers, No Pabst. They do have Jameson though.
Entertainment: Internet jukebox, 3 TV's, 1 bar top video game, 1 arcade game, 1 dart board. Popcorn machine. Lotto Hot Spot.
Restroom: Standard, clean, and actually smelled good. Think this is the first dive bar bathroom that didn't stink like shit.
Bartender Chat: Our bartender for the evening was Scotty. He was awesome. Picked up the first round for us, thanks.
Closing statement: We were skeptical about this place after reading the reviews on Yelp, but overall, we had a good time. Small quiet place,  mostly regulars. Met one person who was there for the first time as well as us. She liked the place too.  

We rate Quill a 2 out of 5.

Davy's Locker, Las Vegas. NV

Davy's Locker
1149 East Desert Inn Road
 Las Vegas, NV
(702)735-0001

• Price Per Domestic Pitcher:N/A
• Credit/Debit: Yes
• Parking: Public Lot
• Good For Groups:  Yes
• Music:  Internet Jukebox

• Best Nights: Fri, Sat
• Has TV: Yes
• Smoking: Inside
• Alcohol: Full Bar
• ATM: Yes

This past week, DiveBar Culture traveled to Las Vegas to do a little work and a lot of drink. Managed to hit a nice little dive along the way.

The Bar: Located in the ghetto of Las Vegas. The cab ride to unknown territory was terrifying. The bar however, nice place. Located in a strip mall as most have been lately, small little place. The only signage with the bar name on the building itself was on the door leading in, which appeared to be written in window paint. Upon entry, the bartender must identify you through the glass, in which you are then buzzed in. We're guessing this must be a high crime area. The outside of the establishment is kinda dingy but the inside is quite nice. When you visit this place, make sure to check out Flavor Flavs House of Flavor located just behind the bar. 
The Crowd: Not much of a crowd at all for a Tuesday evening. 6 patrons, 2 staff, and we brought 5 others. Overall, very friendly and a lot of fun to say the least.
Service: Service was prompt, but they were expecting us at the time.
Prices: CHEAP! $1.50 Miller High Life everyday 24/7.
Entertainment: Internet Jukebox, 4 TV's, 1 pool table, couple of slot machines, cigarette machine, and video poker on the bar.
Restroom: Definitely dive bar material, but maintained throughout the night.
Bartender Chat: Our poison pusher for the evening was Lindsey. She was great... very attentive to everyone in the bar. Great attitude and beautiful. Hesitant to have her photo taken, but we convinced her along with a couple of shots. Also, thank you Mark MacDonald for the invite to the bar.
Closing statement:  Overall, good place. Would definitely visit again. Downside, no PBR, no Jameson and no pitchers. Also, must mention the monsoon from hell, which knocked out the power, but once it came back on, so did the partying! Check out their website here http://www.davyslockerlv.com/ and Facebook page here Davy's Locker .

We rate Davy's Locker a 5 out of 5.